I have the stupidest dreams…
So in the dream I got Walking Dead: Season 2, starring our dear Clementine. Whee!
It opens right away by “exploring Kenny’s fate”… by showing him as a drooling walker. Nice. Then BAM, it moves to the next scene and he’s never seen or heard again. A wild Hershel appears. He’s explaining some weird mumbo jumbo to Clementine who doesn’t even want to listen. I couldn’t comprehend a single word he said.
So Clementine runs away and tries to hitchhike. It’s suddenly night… and for some reason the road is very busy with cars although you would think the opposite during a zombie apocalypse. Everyone just passes her like the dicks they are. Then suddenly a strangely ominous and very familiar looking truck approaches and stops. The window rolls down and, surprise, there’s good old Nate. Drunk off his ass, yet strangely being able to drive perfectly well. He immediately chastises Clementine for always insisting to travel alone (wut?) and then warns her not to go hitchhiking when there’s crazy assholes (like him) around. Clementine doesn’t even appear bothered and simply answers: “Okay, I’m sorry. Can I sleep in your truck?” and Nate’s like “Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.”
She does just that and Nate drives on… but he just won’t shut up and starts plotting some random heist in which she would make a great burglar. Clementine just responds with a: “Whatever”. By the way, Nate’s truck is suddenly flying like an airplane and so they flew towards the sunset (it was night 2 seconds ago, what the hell???). The end.
Oh and the game sucked big time because it didn’t let me choose ANYTHING. Clementine did all this shit by herself. I was really angry in the dream but once I actually woke up and thought about this, I laughed my ass off. Also, Nate’s silly ass appearance was awesome!